BREAKING! DONALD TRUMP NAMES HILLARY CLINTON AS RUNNING MATE!

MAR-A-LAGO. This morning former President Donald Trump announced that his Vice Presidential running mate will be none other than Hillary Clinton.

"I have decided that Hillary Clinton is no longer crooked," said Trump. "I have bestowed that title upon Joe Biden, my current nemesis."

When asked why he picked Clinton after their tumultuous 2016 matchup, Trump highlighted Clinton's natural beauty.

"I now call Hillary 'beautiful Hillary'," said Trump. "Who is better at getting rid of potential rivals than Hillary Clinton?"

Trump highlighted his longtime friendship with the Clintons.

"I have been friends with the Clintons for many years," said Trump. "They were guests at my most recent wedding to my third wife Melania."

Upon returning to the White House, former President Bill Clinton said he will be in charge of staffing.

"I am looking forward to hiring beautiful young new interns," said the former President.

"This is the closest I will ever come to becoming President!" said Hillary Clinton. "Unless something unfortunate happens to Trump like a plane crash or he chokes on a Big Mac," said Hillary before letting out her signature cackle.

We reached out to former Vice President Mike Pence to ask how he feels about being replaced by Clinton.

"I'm just glad it wasn't me," said Pence.